toptumbles:

Babysitter fail

typical grafton

(via we-can-be-hysterical)

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with pink and fluorescent red alternating. Foreground: a photo of a slightly manic-looking frantz’s & webmaster’s face. Top text: “IN LIFE YOU’RE EITHER THE DICK” Bottom text: “OR THE THROAT”]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with green and fluorescent green alternating. Foreground: a photo of a slightly manic-looking frantz’s face. Top text: “DONE BEEN FUCKING SKANKS” Bottom text: “ON AN AIR MATTRESS”]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with green and fluorescent green alternating. Foreground: a photo of a slightly manic-looking frantz’s face. Top text: “DIDN’T GO TO RED BOX FOR A MONTH” Bottom text: “SO I COULD MAKE IT RAIN AT THE STRIP CLUB”]

[Picture: Bea taking in the dark lord]

(Source: zombiexdoll)

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with green and fluorescent green alternating. Foreground: a photo of a slightly manic-looking frantz’s face. Top text: “FIND OUT MOM’S A STRIPPER” Bottom text: “PEAK ANYWAY”]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with green and fluorescent green alternating. Foreground: a photo of a slightly manic-looking frantz’s face. Top text: “TALK TO OLD LADY AT THE BAR” Bottom text: “COULD’A HAD HER IF I WANTED HER”]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with green and fluorescent green alternating. Foreground: a photo of a slightly manic-looking frantz’s face. Top text: “ARE THEY KICKING?” Bottom text: “NO THEY’RE THRUSTING”]

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style colour split with green and fluorescent green alternating. Foreground: a photo of a slightly manic-looking frantz’s face. Top text: “GET A MALE MASSEUSE” Bottom text: “BETTER TUCK THAT DICK IN”]